so eden sank to grief

From singmetechno b/c...I had to after...I just...DX

1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in Harry Potter.

2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding ones and post the summary.

Jamie McIntyre. The story of a Ravenclaw first year.


YES. THAT'S RIGHT. ONLY ONE. BECAUSE FUCK THAT'S CREEPY.

Tags: agohwoth, omg scary

Posted at 08:27 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 6 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Apartment; Living room

mood: anxious

Okay, so...classes start today. In like 45 minutes. I am not having an episode, really, but summers here should NOT be so freaking long. It's making me forget what going to school was about and it makes me hide my backpack so at the last minute I'm like 'OMG WTF IS MY BACKPACK' only to find it after I've nearly had a heart attack, stuck in a bag in my closet...

Carrying my fifty billion pounds of books would not be fun if I didn't have one of those, FYI. My right shoulder is sore from packing those things back from the bookstore yesterday anyway.

So, as it is, my schedule is pretty lame, but doable. My only problem is Tuesday, which was like...last quarter's Thursday? IDEK. Point is, I have to work at 7:30 and then have classes straight through until like 4:00 with an hour break for lunch. Which blows but whatever, I'll survive. The great thing about this quarter is that I finally have a single book that's big enough to knock out two people at once if I aimed it right. Go me.

Tags: classes, damn, ngh, woe

Posted at 09:13 am | Link | Leave a comment | 4 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Apartment; Living Room

mood: annoyed

So...went to the Mariner's game last night and....yeah.

Some cool stuff:
* Sitting in the accordian part of the bus so when we turned corners the seats went WOOOOOOH.
* Edgar Martinez Street.
* Ichirolls.
* Ichiro.
* Beth's hip granny that could walk faster than me and has the same name as my granny did.
* Garlic fries.
* Our seats.
* Baseball player's pants.
* Make that baseball player's tushes in baseball player's pants.

Some not so cool stuff:
* I jinxed the team with my mere presence and we lost.
* I spilled my mom's beer (oops).
* We lost.
* Hip granny wore way too much perfume and I had to sit by her in the car to the park 'n ride.
* I almost punched a 70 year old doorman in the face (**).
* We lost.
* I had to drive back from the park 'n ride. At midnight. After being up at 6 AM because I'm a loser and can't sleep.

**The scene;
My momma & I: *go to get garlic fries and drinks, go upstairs, and, because we have awesome seats, have to show our tickets to the guy standing at the door before we can get let in*
My momma; *has her hands full, so she has to set everything on the lid of the garbage can, find her ticket, get it out, pick everything back up, and walk back to the door*
Me; *is a genius so already has ticket out; shows to doorman and waits for her*
My momma; *holds folded ticket out for the guy to take from it's place stuffed between the tray and her hand.*
Doorman; I'm not touchin' that. I need to see the ticket.
Me; ...Her hands are full.
Doorman; Who knows where that's been?
Me; .........
My momma; *hands me her drink and holds the ticket out*
Doorman; No, no, no.
Me; ....
Doorman; I need to see the other side, you can't go in.
Me; *grabs ticket from momma, turns it around, SHOVES IT IN DOORMAN'S FACE* HOW'S THAT, SIR?
Doorman; *GIVES ME THIS REALLY SCARY EVIL LOOK* Now, now. *looks at ticket*
Me; *hands it back to momma*
Doorman; NO! I NEED TO SEE IT.
Me; *punches him repeatedly in the face....in my dreams.*


Generally......

I just have nothing more to say about that.

Tags: baseball, punching old guys

Posted at 02:56 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 1 comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Apartment

mood: blank

( HPDH. )

Tags: hahah no

Posted at 05:23 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 9 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: work

mood: sick

DO NOT WANT.

Tags: sick, sunburn, working forever

Posted at 09:10 am | Link | Leave a comment | 2 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Apartment; Livingroom

mood: frustrated

Yeah...using this journal. About that.

It's been kind of weird for me to go weeks and weeks without checking LJ. Or using LJ. For some reason, I'd just like to be blissfully unaware of how emo/happy everyone is. Usually knowing such things is a head's up for me, but I dunno...I've been feeling really odd lately.

Anyway, aside from neglecting the LJ scene...which, I will probably go right back to doing...

( I got tagged. )

And I have one last final to go to; perhaps life will straighten itself out afterward though...counting on that seems to be a bit of an optimistic move, considering that I'll be working 7:30 - 5:00 every day next week...

Tags: i suck, lj, meme

Posted at 10:36 am | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Apartment; Livingroom

mood: confused

Lmao what. This is what happens when I leave eljay for a few weeks; I come back and there is mass hysteria about something and I have no idea wtf is going on.

Someone clue me in?

Tags: kthnxnight, prease to be helping

Posted at 11:43 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 5 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Apartment; Livingroom

mood: crampy

Meme, because everyone's doing it and I feel like I should update this thing even if LJ has been a total turnoff for me lately...

Name a character I play and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudocanon.

Tags: meme

Posted at 07:24 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 9 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Apartment; Living room

mood: stressed

oaighiowhehwt

I check my friend's page and it's all Neil Gaiman.

Nejial, stop spamming me, plzkhtnx. I would like to see other peoples' entries, too.

I would also like to know why my rent check has not been taken out of my bank account?! My landlady said she deposited it, and I'm tired of looking at money that I don't have when I know I'm $425 poorer than it actually says.

I would also also like the finaid people to give me my money ._. I would actually like to finish college, thanks.

Tags: money, neil gaiman btfo, whine

Posted at 07:51 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 5 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Apartment; Living Room

mood: nervous

music: Mr. Upstaris's Alarm

agohiwht English presentation. T minus four hours and counting DDDX.

I will be fine. I am thoroughly prepared. I even put my hair in braids so I look cute enough that they won't EAT ME. Even wolves have hearts, right? I even slept last night.

Twenty-five minutes isn't that long, right? And I have ten questions, and a short little essay to read and, what the hell, that's two minutes per question, right? And since I'm first, maybe they won't have any expectations <<;

WHO AM I KIDDING. I AM NERVOUS AS HELL. Yet I look hot.

Mr. Upstairs's alarm is going off. Goodness that man keeps strange sleeping hours.

Maybe if I take enough midol, I can like...not remember this experience at all. Does midol do that to you? Whatever, I don't even know.

Aside from other things I'd like to rant about, this is it. I don't really have the energy to go on a long tirade about the things that have been bothering me latey. Got a private journal for that now, so you guys are SAFE.

Not from my freakouts though. AAAAHHHHH----!

His alarm. Still going. God. It's a good thing I'm not trying to sleep, or I'd have to slap a bitch. Again.

ETA; This is actually kind of like torture. Beep, beep, beep D:

Tags: english presentation of doom, halp!, i am so roadkill

Posted at 09:56 am | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Apartment; living room

mood: busy

So...last night I went to sleep at 9:00...after dozing for two hours on the couch trying to get rid of a headache. And I fell asleep like...immediately.

And then I woke up at 2:45 to the sound of the garbage truck outside. The garbage truck? For real? He forgot about our complex for the last two weeks and now he's coming at 2:45? The middle of the fucking night?

Well, I set my alarm for like...10 last night before I went to bed, and I thought that PERHAPS my clock might have been two hours late, becuase the garbage dude usually comes at 4:45. So I got up and looked at another clock. But no. u_u; So then I stayed awake until around 4:00, because apparently 6 hours of sleep is quite enough for my body to funcition on. Fell asleep around 4 again and didn't wake until 8:00 *facepalm*. I'd say I was a bit tired. Or sleeping something off.

Anyway, I have the whole day to myself except for math at 11:00 - 12:00, as I have no work today and my other class was cancelled. I shall be re-reading Carver's "Cathedral" again, writing a 300-500 word essay on it for my presentation Thursday, typing up a few more things for that, and then reading some more short stories for my fiction writing class. And then I'll be writing one for that class...though I have no idea, again, what to write about. It was amazing that I pulled something out of my ass last week.

Oh, and then I actually have to leave to make copies of this stuff because my day tomorrow is packed and I won't have time. 26 copies of two pages for my Carver stuff and 21 copies of two pages for fiction writing. I would print them all here but I have jackshit ink on my printer and it will be a miracle if the first copy prints at all.

Good bye, change, I will miss you :( You were always a good friend to me, making my purse all jingly and my coinpurse extremely fat and hard enough to knock someone out with.

God, someone please wish me luck with this 25 minute leading of class discussion. The first one EVAR. Alone. PLEASE. I don't do public speaking T_T.

Tags: carver, english, garbage man, reading, sleep

Posted at 08:26 am | Link | Leave a comment | 12 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Home; Den

mood: tired

AIM you stupid bitch. NO LOVE.

*slaps with a fish*

We should all be getting to bed anyway. Er. I should. I MEANT TO SAY NIGHT T___T.

Tags: aim, whoooore

Posted at 01:37 am | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Apartment; living room

mood: uncomfortable

I feel really odd. I'm not sure how to describe it :/ I woke up today at 8 and have been kind of moping around all morning. Did some stuff for my English presentation on Thursday, which will kill me yet---despite my being prepared for it. I don't know what it is about myself and public speaking, but I really seem to have problems with it. Not to mention just random bouts of crazy moodswings. It's only during this week though? It's like...pre-PMS or something. It always happens and it's really annoying :/

Not gonna freak out on people this time, though, promise. You won't even notice the difference, yosh!

It took like 20 mintues to get my Akatsuki purple nailpolish off? Wth it was like, taking over my fingernails u_u;

( Edit: Naruto 352 spoiler laugh of doom. )

Tags: lmao sasuke :d, weirdness

Posted at 12:46 pm | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: cranky

( Rant of doooom. )

Tags: can't sleep cause i suck, rant, sleep, wry

Posted at 07:34 am | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Work

mood: comfortable

Thank you, Raymond Carver. Thank you for screwing me over D:

*shakes fist*

50 + stories to choose from and I pick the one that has me presenting the first day. WOE.

Tags: all i really want is cheese, cathedral, raymond carver, why am i an english major

Posted at 03:10 pm | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Apartment; Bedroom

mood: sad

( Cut for propriety. )

Tags: virginia tech

Posted at 09:10 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 5 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Apartment; Living Room

mood: uncomfortable

What is with the freak weather on the East coast?

I hope everyone over there is doing all right :/ I'm worried for some of you guys.

Actually, in retrospect, what's with shit recently, period? I think everyone could use a break, this is all too awful.

( To-Do List )

Tags: east coast, storms, to-do list

Posted at 08:07 am | Link | Leave a comment | 3 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Home; Den

mood: gloomy

This weekend I've been home and have made my mom watch movies with me and play with my hair, which I usually hate because I usually like to be alone and unbothered. But it was kind of nice to be around someone who loves me and wants to take care of me and such XD. It turned out kind of cute, but since I suck with the camera, you'll have to deal with the crappy pictures I have behind the cut.

( Hair + Easter + OMG brother's wife. )

Anyway, there you have it. Nothing else to report other than my absences will become less frequent as the week progresses/the weekend ends. Sorry to those of you I said I'd be around to RP with. I'm not really feeling up to it.

Tags: camera whoring, haha jamie is yellow., hair

Posted at 04:35 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 5 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Work

mood: amused

40 pages of amateur short stories, here I come. Chew on this for a moment.

They came in quick succession, before the shock of projectile food, streaking forth in a blur of bland color, had even worn off. The slice on the shirt hadn't yet consciously decided to peel away and join the others on the floor, but Andrew's three passionate blows helped it make its decision to fall to its demise in the heap with the rest.</b>

Food has thought. Run for your liiiives.

In other news, I am extremely excited for this weekend. Why? Because it's Easter~ my favorite holiday. And I get to see people I haven't seen for a long time. And I get to eat a lot of food.

And I get to watch the fallout between my dad and my brother with his does-not-speak-English-wife and the baby that she's pretty much growing in her stomach right now. n_n Yes, I am going to be an aunt. Again. I laughed for hours. My mom prefaced telling me with "I have something to tell you" in such horrible tones that I thought my dad's cancer was back. BUT NO. Just a babeh.

I can't even wait.

Tags: babeh, easter, fiction writing

Posted at 03:38 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 1 comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

location: Apartment; Bedroom

mood: irritated

I AM SO OVER MY INTERNET FAILING.

But God, I'm actually getting things done. Stoppit DX

Tags: *shakes fist*, internet fails at life, wry

Posted at 04:06 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 1 comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend